Nothing will happen

I have lost interest in this blog. Actually I was never interested and now its even worse. There are so many blogs out there with so much to say that it never occurs to them that nobody gives a fuck. One of the causes of my apathy stems from a mind-ray I receive from Sirius which makes me preoccupied with items of unimaginably low interest. This mind-ray is directed to me because I am a Royal Arch Freemason and it protects me from the constant assault on my headspace by Atlantean Lizardmen by downloading the secrets of McPhersonite Tinfoil. Conspiracy enthusiasts will know about the appalling attempt by Shillard to invade the anti-lizard market with Shillardian tinfoil hats but his only response was a purchase from my wife for market research purposes. McPhersonite tinfoil is the only one with 100% coverage against attack. Shillardian Tinfoil has a disclaimer that it offers no protection against Royal Arch mind control. McPhersonite is the real deal. As a Royal Arch mason I can testify that when I wrap my head in McPhersonite Tinfoil I feel stupider and stupider by the minute and thus impervious to the attacks of the Lizardmen. This is a promise Shillard cannot match.